Christopher the Fantastic Fascist, formerly known as Starfire media -chris, is a former moderator of The Chat who in the past has appeared live alongside either Pimpmunk, Christopher S, or Ethan.
- He's black, and as a result Pimp often refers to him as being "of the negro-persuasion".
- His new username was decided after someone in The Chat said something to the effect of "You are one fabulous fantastic fascist."
- He is an anti-theist.
- He did not take kindly to Ben's derision of Michigan on Episode 33, as he incidentally lives there.
- Strongly defends Michigan against anybody speaking ill of that
shit hole lovely place.
- "I got two hundred and eighty seconds. that's like a hour!"— Fascist on how long his timeout lasts for
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