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Tony Cockarino is the living, sentient penis of TommyfromtheBRONX, and is a frequent guest on The Pimpmunk Show. Although his face has been seen by many, he has never appeared on camera during the show.

Bio[]

He was the founder and frontman of the chart topping rock group Tony Cockarino and the Bälls, whose limited vinyl release demo is sought by record collectors the world over - primarily for being the largest slab of vinyl ever pressed. The bands most notable album is Testicular Experience and a few tracks on that album are; River of Semen, Just the Tip, Bye Bye Foreskin, NO TEETH BITCH!!, Swamp Taint Nightmare, Sticky Situation and, Not Enough Lotion.

Trivia[]

  • Self-identifies as meaty privilege
  • Cockin' the casbah
  • Lacks dickumentation
  • So massive that black holes are attracted to it
  • So large it has its own zip code
  • Favorite quotes:
    • That's fine.
    • I'm the greatest!
    • But ANYWAYYYYYS
    • Fuggeddaboutit
  • It has been speculated that he is actually the brains of the operation

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