- On top of wanting to be a comedian, he also apparently wants to be a lounge singer.
- He regularly beats his mom with Oreos.
- Has a fear of irrational rumors.
- He is the Zodiac
- Is Mr. Clean's failed abortion.
- Wants to be associated with One-Testicle (Lance) Armstrong.
- Says "okay, first of all" before responding to anything
- "Who the hell is PewDiePie?"
- "I've been outside several times."
- "Okay, first of all."
- "If anime has proved anything, it's that two bombs were not enough."
- "Hoburger, shut the fuck up!"
- "Die Hard is underestimated"
- "Jesus was gay"