• He had six "old chubs" in his mouth over the course of Episode 35. He insists it was a brand of beer, but this has not been proven.
  • He once had a career counselor named Ms. Highman.
  • He is one third of "The Tribunal of Matts", a chat group comprised of Matthew Bolen, Matthew Ingram, and himself, wherein he is known as "third matt."
  • He is sometimes referred to as "Scrotum", mostly by Pimp, who was totally the first person to ever call him that.


  • "I'm Sorry. It is because I've been drinking."
  • "I'm a chin fucker."
  • "I'm drunk enough, let's do it."
  • "The left nut is always superior."


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